Thursday, October 16, 2008

The mystery toilet guest! ...Part Two

Jake says: I'm sure you've noticed, nobody has asked me for help. I would've just reached in there and pulled it out! I'm super at fishing. Well, maybe...well, I don't know, if it was a rat...I could handle that. Maybe! What if it was a snake? I can handle that, too! Maybe!

Just to fill you uncle, my mom's brother, sent mom an email with this mystery story...he had a very exciting Tuesday morning. We loved the story so much...he gave us a good laugh...we wanted to share it with you. Enjoy!

If you haven't read the first part of this story...posted yesterday...please do...before you read the 2nd part.
Mom says, she won't post any pictures today, because, it would spoil the mystery.

Pictures of "the mystery toilet guest" will be posted tomorrow...Friday.

The mystery toilet guest! ...Part Two
Contunue here:

I race out of the hallway bathroom and into our bedroom, and fling open our bathroom door.

Jan looks at me….must have been a sight….I’m standing there in my sweats, wearing rubber gloves while holding a hoe….at about seven o’clock in the morning!

What are you doing?” she says.

I don’t know what to do.”

What do you mean, you don’t know what to do,” she asks with her wet hair combed straight down wearing only a look of confusion.

I don’t know what to do. There’s a rat in the toilet, and I don’t know what to do!”

A RAT?” she yelled back at me with a look of terror in her eyes that Steven King would kill for.

I don’t know what to do! There is a rat in the toilet and I don’t know what to do! Come on. You have to see this. I need you to see this ‘cause if I tell someone about this and no one else saw it, people with think I am crazy!”

Cautiously Jan leaves the safety of the bathroom in our bedroom and enters the hall with me. We approach the door, and she slowly walks toward the toilet ahead of me….


What are you going to do?” she cries loudly.

I don’t know….I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!”

Call animal control, Jan says.

OK….So I take off the rubber gloves and lean the hoe against the wall. I tell Jan to go ahead and get finished and I’ll make the call. She suggests to close the door and put the rug under it, so the creature won’t get out. Good idea. So that’s what we do…..and leave the light on.

Jan goes back into the bedroom to get finished and I run downstairs to call animal control.

After looking feverishly in the phone book, finally finding animal control in the front, under city government, I make the call.

Hello, what is your emergency?” the kind voice on the other end says.

Good morning, I need some help. I have a rat in my toilet.”

A RAT? In your toilet?” she curiously asks.


(I can tell there’s a big grin on her face as she says) “How big is it?”

About three to four inches. Can I get someone over here to get it out?”

She takes my name and address and says she’ll make a call.

She calls me back three minutes later to say animal control is on its way. Will be there in about 20 to 25 minutes.

I make my morning coffee while waiting….very black…..not very hungry right now. 10 minutes go by, I pour a cup.

Finally, about 25 minutes later a van with “animal control” on the side pulls up to the curb. Really glad to see it.

I meet the young courageous lady at the door. She is armed with a fishing net and a towel. A fishing net and a towel? I thought.

Hey, don’t tell her I was going to use rubber gloves and a hoe. Man, what was I thinking?

We go upstairs……the door is still shut. I described what was in the toilet…..furry, big tail almost to the water…still alive!

I open the door, she walks in ahead of me. She puts her head right down to within inches of the front of the toilet, looks in, and says “Awwwwww…….”

I said “awwwww what? What do you mean “awwwwww”?

It’s a baby….a baby squirrel…a flying squirrel…’s called a Sugar Glider. Was probably someone’s pet,” she said.

Someone’s pet?, I thought to myself. Hmmmm. And I was ready to go get my .35 remington marlin rifle and blast it!

She grabbed up the water-logged thing with the towel and held it like a baby right after a bath.

She said it probably got into the house when we had a door open, “cause they do that,” she said.

Ok, I’ll take her word for it.

We took the “thing from the toilet” out to her van at the curb and I took a few pictures, ‘cause Jan and I will never forget this.

The animal control officer put the little thing in a small cage. “This will be the story of day,” she said with some finality.

After talking a few minutes, the rescuer drove away and the danger of the morning disappeared. Whew. What a morning. And it’s only about eight o’clock.

I’ll be inspecting this house for the next several months (how about years?) for sure. I will always wonder why the thing was so wet. There was the time at about five o'clock this morning when I got up as nature called. Hmmmm. I wonder if.....forget it, not gonna think about it.

All’s well that ends well, I guess.

If I live to be 130 years old, I will never look in a toilet the same way again.

Keep a light on. (:==---

The End.

We hope you enjoyed the story and
maybe had a good chuckle...

PICTURES will be posted
...TOMORROW with follow up about critter.


  1. awww how cute!
    Mom finks those are totally cool but the dad does not allow any "Road Ent Yuh" in the house.

  2. rabid squirrel! ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!

    ha ha ha that is so funny. i can't wait to see pictures. we'll never look at a toilet the same way again either. ha ha ha

    that was smart to call animal control. i'll be the kitties were bummed tho.

  3. Listen, ever since Jan read, many years ago, about someone finding a snake in the toilet in the middle of the night, she ALWAYS turns a light on in the bathroom.

    We had a baby squirrel loose in the house once, but since animal control wouldn't come out to help catch it for her, Jan is very glad she didn't have to filch it out of the toilet.

    We have enjoyed the story and look forward to seeing the photos tomorrow.

  4. "And I was ready to go get my .35 remington marlin rifle and blast it! "

    This is truly one of the funniest stories I've ever read. Can't wait for the pictures. Those little gliders are darling. Hopefully it will find a good home.


  5. Aeee a sugar glider! That's one sweet and funny story. I look forward to the photographs!

  6. Hehehehehehehehe!!! That was so funny, Mom is still giggling! For sure, we'll always look in the toilet first! We will be back to see the pictures tomorrow!
    Your FL furiends,

  7. Hahahaha!! He must not have looked at it closely. Of course I wouldn't either if I saw a furry critter in my toilet LOL

    Can't wait to see the pictures :-)

  8. Ha! Loved reading the story......a sugar glider, imagine that!
    ~The Creek Cats~

  9. Ah, it was not a rat after all. Sugar Gliders are cute. I am glad it got rescued. I cannot wait to see the photos!

  10. Dat is a good ending! We'z glad it gots rescued and dat yoo din't akshooally whack it wif dat hoe. We'z seen what mom can do wif a hoe and it ain't purrty!

  11. awwwwwwwww a baby skwirl!! how cute. well, not in the toilet, but they're cute in general

  12. Wow, that is one lucky little Sugar Glider! We had to look up a picture of it. We have nothing like that around here. Very cute. Great story, glad it turned out well.

    Mindy, Moe, Bono

  13. A baby Evil Squirrel! hahaha! That's a little better than a rat! We're looking forward to pictures!

  14. Aww, we sure hope she can find a forever home, that would be nice!

  15. WOW!!! That was different!!! A baby squirrel :o Guess that happens when they are so 'squirrely' !! heehee
    I can't wait to see the pictures!!!!!
    Purrs Mickey

  16. That's funny! I'm sure it wasn't funny while you were in the situation, but I am sure Animal Control is still laughing.

  17. We are glad the squirrel didn't get harmed! Hopefully the owners will claim it - or someone else adopt it!
    Yes, Animal Control will have lots of fun out of this one!
    And good thing those humans don't live with us - they'd have a heart attack every day considering what we bring in and leave at various places, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  18. Well thank God that is was not a vampire bat!!!!!

  19. That was the best laugh mom has had in awhile!

    But we wonder what will happen to the sugar glider???


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